From the Top Floor of the Action I-Team Eyewitness 4 You NewsTeam HeadQuarters from the indigo blue county of Dallas in the awfully red State of Texas......
BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA GONG!
Our Top Story today:
With oil closing in on $140 a barrel, one might wonder: there must be something that has a more ridiculous price tag than that. And you’d be right, there is.
It’s the $175 hamburger. Containing only the finest Kobe Beef, black truffles, foie gras, and Gruyere.
Yet we all know what it will make Bill in Portland Maine do if we pull his finger after he eats one. And now.... Let's go to press! Lotsa links below! And with apologies to AAbisher, away we go.....
The Dallas Weekly Inquirer!
News from around the nation, around the world, and up your alley!
("Up my alley?" Up YOURS!)
The latest news: Oil is not the only thing going up, up, up...
Vowels hit $600
And in Politics:
Obama, Clinton, McCain join forces to form NIGHTMARE ticket
And what would a Texas Blue Dot diary be without at least ONE redhead?
And at least ONE mention or picture of Jason Varitek.
And now: Pure. Comedy. Copper. (™ AAbisher)
Showing off his TRUE family values, here we have a shot of Congressman Adam Putnam looking like he's actually trying to breastfeed on the House Floor. Not sure WHAT is going on there...but the picture made me laugh out loud.
And just in case you thought that LifeLock guy was REALLY sure no one would steal his Social Security number, think again!
Well it’s not the best of diaries, it’s short, to the point, sweet. I hope Andy doesn’t mind me mucking up his pool this Friday. Drive safely, Andy, to/from Mt. Vernon. See you all next week.
This is Texas Blue Dot, signing off! Y'all comment and rec if you want!