I hope the Senate has a good dental plan, cuz Baracky just knocked out McSame's teeth. Look! McSame is on the canvas - searching for his missing molars.
"Today, John McCain is holding a fundraiser with George Bush, behind closed doors, in Arizona."
"No cameras!"
"No reporters!"
"And we all know why!"
"Senator McCain doesn’t want to be seen, hat-in-hand, with the President, whose failed policies he promises to continue for another four years," [at this point, the audience roared with laughter!!].
► Obama's stem winder even left the news anchor breathless: - "Wow! We just heard quite a speech from Barack Obama," [emphasis original].
► THIS JUST IN: The White House announced a photo of Shrub and McSame will be released, but get this, only after the Nightly newscasts have concluded! Talk 'bout embarrassed to be Republican!
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► Gladiator!
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"Now I know that John McCain doesn’t like to talk about the economy."
"Earlier in the campaign, he admitted that, 'the issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should.'"
"Apparently, that hasn’t changed, since his plan amounts to little more than borrowing bad ideas from George Bush," [WHAM!! emphasis original].
"For months, John McCain struggled to come up with a real plan to address the housing crisis, even as millions of Americans faced the nightmare of not being able to pay next month’s bills."
"It took him three tries to come up with answers for struggling homeowners, and he still came up short."
"And Senator McCain is so out of touch with the struggles of working people that he gave a speech laying out his economic agenda last week, and he couldn’t even be bothered to talk about the foreclosure crisis!"
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"For far too long, our policies have been measured by how much sense they made on Wall Street or to the Washington lobbyists on K Street, who are running John McCain's campaign." [BOOOOOOF!! emphasis original]
"This election must be our time to stand up and say that those aren’t the American values that we believe in."
"We believe in an honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work."
"We believe in an America that welcomes hard-working immigrants like Francisco."
"We believe in an America where you can leave your children with a little more opportunity than you had, where you aren’t turned out of your home because a mortgage lender went for the easy buck."
"We’ve had enough of the can’t-do, won’t do, won’t even try approach from George Bush and John McCain."
"We can’t afford another President who can’t be bothered to stand up for working people!"
"It’s time for change!"
Full Speech here (scroll down)
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► At the end, a fired-up Norah O'Donnell told her guest, who just happened to be the GOP National Chairman:
"You just watched Barack Obama SLAM John McCain on several different issues," [emphasis original].
Norah went on to ask the Chairman two rib tickling questions:
"isn't the Republican party in dire straits?
and,
"the three special elections you just lost were in ruby-red districts, why didn't any of the candidates ask John McCain to campaign for them?" [Ooooph! That had had to hurt].
► Victory Eye Candy on the house!!
► What features. What eyes!
► Yup. That's hip-hop star, Nelly gettin' his grove (and more) at a 'Bama rally.
► Baracky makes Newsweek's cover for the sixth time this year! You know what that means, doncha - issues are flying off the newsstand. People are voting with their pocketbooks, indeed.
YES! WE! CAN!
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