Those damn Muslims will do anything to destroy our culture and way of life. Now they're even try to infiltrate our commercials and subvert our wholesome domestic icons with their insidious subliminal propaganda.
Fortunately Michele Malkin is on duty to rescue us from this sinister creeping mind-poison.
So it's a close shave for America's favorite purveyor of deep fried carb-bombs, Dunkin' Donuts, and their delicious spoon licking cheerleader, as Michele rescues Rachael Ray from a potentially explosive fashion faux pas.
Sleep easy, America. Michele will brook no suspicious symbolism, even when it's not what she thinks it is. Never mind though; it was sufficiently Foreign anyway, and in the final analysis, isn't appearance what really matters? Isn't what you look like on the outside far more important than your intent, words or actions?
Michele, I salute you. You're a real American hero. Stand to your post, soldier.