Don't get me wrong. Your cereal may be puffy and good to you, but personally I find it absolutely revolting. How could anyone eat it?
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Chocolate bits with marshmallows. I don't see how anyone can find such a concoction tasty at all. It used to be so bad that they discontinued it over health concerns but sadly it was continued under the guise of being made from more "healthy ingredients"
Personally, I am not entirely convinced. Count Chocula cereal doesn't even make it to the top 13 most popular cereal brands. I believe that is a testament to the amount of horrid stuff they put into it. Never mind the mascot being a chocolate crazed maniac.
In fact, do not never mind that chocolate crazed maniac. What kind of message is he sending to the kids? That's it's okay to eat chocolate whenever they feel like it? Quite frankly, given Count Chocula only has two ugly buck teeth, a crazed look, and shifty eyes, it is clear that chocolate does one thing to you: it turns you into a hideous, evil, chocolate crazed Vulcan.
Really? What is with those ears?
To all those that like this cereal or feed this cereal to your kids: You are setting a bad example and could be handing yourselves and your kids to the evil terrorists! Please, think of the children!
Perhaps I am just being biased. After all, when I was young I do remember eating a nice big bowl of Count Chocula cereal with glee only to find myself practicing target practice in the toilet bowl with chocolate and marshmallow chunks. Yuck!
My friends, we need to boycott Count Chocula and his evil cereal. After all... who knows where this could go next...
Addendum: I needed a break from all these high strung diaries and needed to faux-rant about something absolutely ridiculous. Thanks for putting up with it!