I have two vents!
Obama may already have my vote, but he doesn't have my vents. Here's one of them.
Dude, look at that vent. Yeah, it's got some dirt in it, but I think it's awesome. The dirt makes it kinda... I don't know... edgy, no?
The other one is below the fold.
Oh yeah, take THAT Harold Ickes. I bet you don't have a vent like that. It's on a carpeted floor! How friggin' awesome is that! Carpet, who would've thunk it.
So there you have it. I have two vents. I also had a doll, but Tim Russert stole it.
That bastard. He really gets my goat. I miss that doll.
As promised, here's the pole:
Oh man, these primaries are really getting to me. I think I've lost what precious little sanity I had. Someone just wake me up in November!