John McCain has reason to celebrate.
Sure, his speech, um, sucked.
Yeah, his ideas are as tired as the people watching his speech.
Yeah, his campaign is going to be as anemic as his ideas.
But it's time to party down because Buffalo County, South Dakota, came through big for McCain. He won 47%-42%.
That's right. In Buffalo County, South Dakota, John McCain won 47% of the vote. Ron Paul won 42%. Mike Huckabee got 8%. Uncommitted got 3%.
47-42.
Hah hah.
An open letter.
Dear John McCain,
lolz.
Love,
The world.