Nerves after the jump
edit: please check out the tags....this is thinly veiled humor.
Guys (and gals), I'm very scared about what is going to happen after the Republican National Convention in St. Paul in the coming months. Can you imagine what the media is going to be doing after the repubs crowd the Twin Cities? They'll be foaming at the mouth, running rampant. We all know how Tweety feels about the smell, the aura of certain members of the Republican party. What in God's name will he do once they act so outlandishly? Can you just imagine the "Ha's" coming from Tweety? And can you imagine what will be going on inside? The cacophony of screams and yells and odd moans. It's frightening really. Imagine all the people inside, even more awaiting outside in lines. Can you possibly even think of the sound of thousands upon thousands of all those feet in lockstep? TAP TAP TAP. I'm scared guys. But Minneapolis Airport Security should be scared too, it could get rowdy in there. I'm sure they've never had to deal with so many unruly Republicans before.
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