Here's a fuckin' fact: McCain is older than my ass. His teeth are yellow because he's so old you can't even bleach that shit out anymore. If he wants to present himself as my great-granddad, I'm gonna point it out.
Screw this touchy feely horseshit. We are not above mocking McCain's teeth. "We" are not above anything.
His teeth are probably yellow from swallowing buckets of horse piss. I don't care who knows that I think this. McCain deserves worse. Stop pretending he's a human.
UPDATE: Old people are shitty in general.
UPDATEx2: It's droll to troll! And don't worry, haters, I don't mind the "HRs" at all. Hopefully I'll be banned pretty soon. You can't put this genie back in its bottle anyway.
UPDATEx3: Hey I just realized that until the ban kicks in I can respond up here and there's no way to hide me. I'd like to point out that all of my detractors are feeble-minded and syphilitic. And are old.
UPDATEx4: This is possibly the greatest troll ever performed. I would like to thank Hillary Clinton, Alegre, Jeralyn Merritt, and God. Satan was the original troll, still the best.
UPDATEx5: Some in the comments have responded with anger. Last I checked we have the First Amendment here, which means I can say whatever I want, with no consequences. If you want to censor me, please do so at mydd.com. I post with the handle "alegre"
UPDATEx6: I noticed that some people are hiding my comments. Burying them. You can't bury me, though. My penis is longer than the diameter of the earth. There is no way to bury me fully if I give myself an erection, which I intend to do.
UPDATEx7: This is a troll diary and should be tagged as such. But I won't do your work for you.
UPDATEx8: Hey this is just a quick update. I have that erection I was talking about.
UPDATEx9: Here's some porno
UPDATEx10: OK i take it all back, and I'm not a troll anymore. Doesn't this mean you have to remove your troll-ratings? Or are you so callous as to condemn a penitent?
UPDATEx11: Here's a copyright violation:
Papa on the horse As I remember
Papa rode on the horse
the White horse
He was so cruel
And he would not
Feed
The white horse
For days
One day
They went to the
Sea
The white horse
And papa
I wished the
White horse
Would swim
To the other island
And leave
Papa for good
He was so cruel
And he would beat
The white horse
For days
But the white horse
Stayed
she was not fed
For days
One day
The White Horse
Got mad
And bit
Papa to death.
I did not wish
The horse
Would eat
Papa whole.
I too would be
Cruel then
UPDATEx10000: IM ON THE RECLIST!!!!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH GONNA TOUCH MY DOG