This is an offensive diary!
Somebody died and I'm going to shit all over him! Yeah, he sucked. I don't care if you're in mourning, he sucked.
Now, fill this diary with 1000 comments. Go write seventeen diaries about how offensive I am. Twelve more about how Kos should ban me, and oh why don't we have the smite button? Ninety-eleven comments pleading for the almighty smite button.
In diaries praising the dead guy, don't forget to link to my offensive diary as evidence that "half the site" is crude and classless and should "grow the fuck up" or something. Because, you see, I speak for half of DKos.
Boy, is this the best place ever to be an Attention Whore, or what?