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First of all, I want to point out that I have never made the rec list.  Second of all, I want to point out that I have a serious fear of being recommended for anything, at any time!  My dentist recommended I floss, and I lost six teeth because of the resulting, crippling FEAR!  My doctor recommend I stop hitting myself in a head with a ballpeen hammer.  Some of you know how THAT turned out!

I am offended by the offensiveness of anyone's offense at being offended by offense.  I think you all know what I mean.  I need you to all do me a favor, and ignore me.  Just ignore me.  Don't comment, don't recommend, and remember, if you do, it helps John McCain!  John McCain doesn't need your help.  He's the most sensible and non-diabolical candidate the Republicans have run this century, and that's saying something!  He kicks far less puppies than Bush, and almost never beats his wife, as far as the Police reports say.

I wandered lonely as a clod,
That slurps low under sewers and streets,
When all at once I saw a god,
A host, of golden deep fried treats;
Beside the scum, beneath the whores,
Gobbling and spitting in the doors.
Demented as the brains that fry
And sizzle on the lighted way,
They lurched in ever-churning lie
Along the chorus line so gay:
Ten million saw the Grateful Dead,
Toss their lunch with dripping head.

The pimps beneath them belched; but then
Out-did the poorly dressed in Goth:
A plumber could not milk a hen,
Or turn a pumpkin to a Sloth:
I smoked and drank but little light
What idiots were not so bright:

For sometimes when my couch is bent
In vacant lots or alleys drab,
They dangle on that crumpled dent
Which mourns the partridge on the slab;
And then my stomach makes such noise,
And lumbers with the ten foot boys.

Do NOT read that poem.  Oh, I guess the warning should have been at the top.

Do NOT watch either video; do NOT go to YouTube and write a blurb, especially if you liked it, and most importantly DO NOT recommend them, or the diary, or anything.

John McCain thanks you!

Originally posted to mellowinman on Wed Jun 18, 2008 at 10:53 AM PDT.

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