Do you feel better now? (Warning: Don't look if eating) Yes, I'm talking to you. You with such a bitter and stomach-churning taste of Obama in your mouth that you simply need to get it all out and splash it down for the public to see.
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It must feel nice to get all that disappointment for our candidate off your chest. It sure has changed my mind. Look, I feel for you, but I can't stop the people over on the right there who seem to be having a good laugh at your expense.
It’s too bad, because it's really not that funny. Now we've got quite an icky mess to clean up don't we? Look at that warm bile-filled slop regurgitated and splattered out all over the place. Some of it's still dribbling down the corner of your mouth. A bit of it is caught between your toes and I even have some of it on my shirt.
Since we just can’t bring ourselves not to look...we can’t help but notice that it’s filled with pieces and chunks of half-digested, yet still recognizable, ingredients:
You got some big orange chunks of "we told you so" from the "Hillary only suspended her campaign" folks. We got yellow corn-husky pieces of "he's gonna destroy our Constitition" from the leftist extremists. We got some green runny offal along the edges from those who still believe "the black man can't win." Then we got some little funky blue nuggets of "who fucking cares who wins" because "I have a right to criticize."
In the end, it doesn't really matter because it's all just as gross and useless and undesirable garbage that isn't good for anyone but the McCain trolls who are swarming in like old nasty blue-bottled flies drawn to the fetid stench like a free buffet!
Really, now, most of us understand when people get sick and accidents happen. Sometimes you just can't make it to the toilet or even to the closest garbage can.
It certainly is your right to vomit wherever you want. But, when you're sticking your finger down your throat just to make a point it all gets a little bit annoying for the rest of us. Especially since after you get done puking your guts out all over Dkos over the thought of electing a Democrat, someone else has to come and clean up the nasty mess--because most people are far too selfish to clean up after themselves.
I’m not cleaning up any more vomit here. This place is supposed to be about getting good Dems elected, not exposing every single fault ad nauseum. If the thought of electing Barack Obama makes you so ill, maybe you should go sit down and think about how healthy it will be for our country to live through another poisonous Republican regime.
Updtate: Thanks to all you who were supportive of my little melt down. Sorry if I ruined your lunch. The janitor has cleaned up the mess now.