Ya know, Since we got all these ex people, Imma give up my stance. What's the point right? I used to be a Socialist until the new FISA Bill was passed. I used to be a Socialist until NAFTA. I used to be alot of things... I even used to be a left winger, can you believe that?
Now, I see the light. Spying on me is good for me. I am a threat to America. Healthcare is bad for me, I dont need to live a long life. I need to be controlled. I need to have people watch me and give input for me, while I rip people off in the name of Cash. I need these things. I dont need Medicaid or Medicare, I wont need it. I dont need a family, I can make my own. I dont need food, I can eat a dirtcake. I get it now. I need to use everyone for myself. I need to feel more important. I need to feel wanted and loved. I need to own people so they feel appreciated. I bought em right? That's worth man. I get it now. I need people to work for me, so I can provide people with fine things. I shouldnt ever ever take a break again. I need to work non-stop for someone, anyone, even myself. I need the cash. I want the cash. I want to tell everyone who said I was an idiot to fuck off. I got cash now. I worked for it. Like 80 hours a week. Im different though. If I need help with my business and its failing a little, gimme cash, Im doing good, I hire people. Anyways, my business wont fail. Im the master of my universe. I built my house behind wooden fences and a security check point. I dont want to pay any tax. I dont think I should pay tax. I think the military should be voluntary and free. They love America and protect America, why should they be paid? Why should I give any idiot stupid enough to be blown up by a random bomb any services? F, them. They should have grown up better and had choices. I had choices, I chose to rule my world. I chose, when all of you slackers were smoking weed with hippies, to get my cash and make people better by sending them to work. Working for me makes you a better person, trust me, just give me 35 years of your life. Wait, I have a graph. (,,|,,). Its a little simple, but I think you get the idea. The middle high point is where we are now. That's profit. See, the top of my middle finger. Now, we are always at this apex. No matter if 20 years have passed or 20 years in the future. Oh, dont worry, its just called the middle finger bubble, or better known as, piss on your head economics. I'd like to trickle down on some people. Preferably from a Penthouse. Maybe a Spa.
I know what I'm talking about because I've been a Socialist since I learned about the world. It has always been easy to be a Socialist for me. When I was in pre-kindengarten, I told a 4 year old child who was screaming, (Mine,Mine,Mine!) No, my young friend, it's "Ours." Then we all had a sing along and sung Aethist carols. Then, we had an imaginary Darwin climb down his bunkbed outside the Salvation Army and redistribute our presents according to need. I always got the best gift because one of my ancestors was black. Or, so they say. Maybe, it was because my parents were cheap. Oh well. Life goes on and its all about me, until I die. Then who cares right? Aint my debt, Aint my planet, Aint my enviroment. Fuck ya'll. I got mines.
Lesson being: It's fucking easy to be a Republican. You are born it. I was born it. The hard lesson which you learn everyday in preschool is. That's bullshit and you need to share. To bad the lessons end after grade school. Which is pretty much the point they stop feeding you bullshit and teach you fundamentals you need to survive, until you can afford to go to college and learn the truth. Which I might add, costs a pretty penny. Thank God, some past people had the thought to make funds available for a guy like me. Ex republican? LOL, how do they even get a place on the rec list? By finally figuring out the lessons of preschool 35 years later? Markos is no different and thats fine. I dont care when you wake up and learn. I want you waken, but I'm not trying to make anyone a socialist but, kissing peoples asses for learning something they should have learned long ago isnt something to celebrate. Its to show we have 14 years of schooling to correct. Hell, It took me to I was 18 to learn the being a republican thinker sucks for everyone else. I was lucky enough to get a scholarship for sports. I wasnt lucky enough to be adopted by Darwin thinkers. Anyways, any kid does know the golden rules. They just get slapped down and told thats not the way it is. Well yea, because we all make it so. And, even if Im a socialist etc, Im part of the problem too. So dont think Im lecturing anyone.
This is a rant. But, I do have one more graph.
PS. Sorry but, everytime an ex republicans confession hits the rec list irratates me. It's not that I dont learn anything, but Ok, why cant it be rescue rangered? I read those too.