I am outraged. Outraged!
About what, you say? At the fact that our great American values of democracy, christian realism, and freedom are being sold out by George W. Bush. Talk about a Manchurian Candidate.
He actually says now that he's willing to talk to Iran. Iran! Those evil, bomb throwing, blood drinking, jew hating, wanna-be cartographers? I've heard rumors they're even Muslim.
Where does he get the nerve to think he can just say some magic words and Iran will stop being evil? Negotiating with the United States is a privilege, damnit. And you don't get that privilege by building nukes. Why, next thing you know we might actually draw down troops in Iraq and send them off to danger in some hell hole of a country like Afghanistan. How much of a fuckup would that be?
Come to think of it, that sounds exactly like something that idiot traitor Barack Obama would propose. This is disgraceful. Disgusting.
I hate you George Bush. May God take no mercy on your soul.
Update
I was so angry I screwed up my grammar and made several typos!! GRRR!!! (now fixed)