THE END IS NEAR! The rapture is soon upon us!
Those of ypou in the elite know that Obama is supported by the same high percentage of democrats that Gore and Kerry were supported by. Yet when a news reporter goes looking to interview a democrat who supports Obama.
BOOM!
There is a rapture and the only dems left are Zell Millerish dinos (democrats in name only) that KNOW that Obama is really an anti-american, racist christian muslim (at the same time). All of you progressive liberal dems who support Obama can't be found you have been raptured.
Only the rapture can explain this! Let me show you how I know this. If a polling outfit performs a telephone poll they usually poll a sample size of 2500 people. Aroung 46% of them, 1150 say they will vote for Obama (an average of 5% more then will vote for McCain). There are 4-6 major polling outfits performing these polls every week. That's approximately 5,800 live people on the phone, who say they will vote for Obama. But before the polling outfit, or reporter can ask them a question.
BOOM!
The rapture is upon us! All these people are gone and replaced by dixicrats democrats who don't think they America is ready for a black man! They are the only ones left to field questions. You see this don't you! Pollsterz can find you if they want to know whom you will vote for. But if you try and answer a live question about Obama, and why you will support him.
BOOM! 5,800 people every week can no longer be found!
But the rapture doesn't only effect democrats, you see it isn't a partisan force. A few brave reporters have noticed that John McCain is less popular with his party then Obama is with the democrats. They have noticed that the GOP is the divided party. They realize that Obama is ahead in states like Colorado, New Mexico, Iowa, and Virginia because many people who voted for the GOP in 2000 and 2004 have decided they won't vote republican this time. But before they can ask their editors if they can investigate....
BOOM! the rapture is upon them!
Listening to talk radio you may have noticed the GOP isn't in love with John McCain. Many republicans don't like him. But no polling outfit can find these archconservatives. As soon as the traditional media gets close.
BOOM!
Beware my friends. Be prepared my friends. If you are asked by a reporter why you support Obama. You could join the rapture before you can answer. If you try and mention this outside the blogosphere this knowledge could trigger you own personal rapture. Be ready and prepared!
But don't lose faith! Come 1/20/09 there will be a rapture in the White House..... thank heavens!!!