I've received a recent credible report that Obama is seriously considering picking Jesus as his running mate. Since I blog on DailyKos and have far more political experience then a Noob like Barack Obama let me tell you. Jesus is a terrible choice for Vice President! What is Obama Thinking?
Jesus' is a Jew that converted to Christianity so that won't play well with the Jewish vote and may lose some of the Evangelical vote as well. He has a record as a Pacifist. So there goes the Security Mom vote. He also encouraged the insurrection of the Jews in Palestine against Roman occupation, which John McCain could use to smear Obama for associating with "A.D. 60s Radicals". He is also pro-sword control policy which means he'll lose sword wielding sportsman in Pennsylvania and Ohio. Sure, Jesus brought a dude back from the dead, but he also turned water into wine! What is MADD going to say about a Candidate who just runs around willy nilly turning water into wine!?
Terrible! Disaster!
In addition to Jesus inability to appeal to key electorates, lets be honest, we don't even know what race Jesus is. What if, in October, the public finds out Jesus is black? How is the public going to react with two black guys on the ticket?
And I don't know who's vetting Obama's Veep Candidates, but we all know Jesus has some shady connections. He frequently hangs out around whores, drunkards, the sick, lepers, and Mel Gibson.
Please Obama don't pick Jesus as your vice president!
Now, excuse me I have to go obsessively pour over today's tracking polls so I can write another diary tomorrow telling Barack Obama why he is doing it all wrong and how I should run his campaign.