LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MRS. CYNDI MCCAIN
"And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of John McCain, after all he's been through! He loves his country... he's been through a few divorces! He has, God knows how many fucking kids... he's a user and a cheater and he's been through so many custody battles! All you people care about is Obama and giving money to him...HE’S A MUSLIM!!!"
What you don't realize is that John has been taking lots of money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him! He hasn't read off of a Teleprompter in years... he throws his barbecues for a reason, because all you people do is whore, whore, whore, whore, whore .... LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
You’re lucky he’s even alive to run for you bastards! LEAVE THE MAVERICK ALONE!!!
Please... (Sobs)...
Paris Hilton talks about professionalism and says that Obama will probably pull it off no matter what... speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash a presidential campaign that's going through a hard time?!? LEAVE JOHNNY ALONE!!!
Please... (Sobs again)... LEAVE JOHN MCCAIN ALONE RIGHT NOW!!! I mean it... anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with ME! Because he’s not well right now...
(Sobs uncontrollably)... leave him alone... "
[FADE TO BLACK]
"I'm John McCain and I brought this message on myself..."