From: Tony Blair
TO: Gordon Brown
"I'd like to help to smack you down."
From: Gordon Brown
TO: Tony Blair
Your trial for War Crimes will be fair.
Hubris haunts whomever has
Had his Heaven halted.
And can you say for sure you know
Where Tony's money's salted?
Tit for this and Tat for that
Can cost a pretty penny.
Who will say if Gordon's acts
Have cost Our Tony any?
O! The Hedge grows green in summer
Grows great until its mown,
Until at last we learn who's dumber:
Who's holding all them loans?
Nothing below the fold but a Tip Jar.