TO ALL GOP VOTERS:
Barrack Obama has said keeping tires properly inflated will save gas and oil. Many on the left have supported this idea, which is nothing less than a big-government plan of forcing individuals to monitor their tire pressure. Typical liberal "nanny state" politics.
Therefore, in a message of solidarity that shows how we in the GOP believe that all Americans have the right to ignore their tire pressure, all GOP voters are hereby requested to reduce their automobile tire pressure from 15-20 percent.
FLAT TIRES for McCAIN will send a message that we don't need common sense - we need John McCain.