My goal in creating this diary is to prevent Jerome Corsi's new book, "The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality," from reaching the #1 spot on the New York Times'("Nonfiction") Bestsellers List. Please read on to learn how the author of this book repeatedly pooped on, sexually assaulted and ate a beloved pet turtle.
The other day, I was talking to a friend who was telling me a horrendous story about Jerome Corsi, author of the scathing, and by most independent accounts, outright bullshit book on Barack Obama, titled "The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality." He was also the author of "Unfit for Command," the book that initiated the so-called "Swiftboating" of 2004 Democratic candidate John Kerry.
My friend told me that Corsi belongs to a nutjob church that bans sexual relationships whatsoever - a religion that therefore promotes the destruction of humanity. However, Corsi also loves to have sex with animals and has been caught with animals mid-coitus on many occasions.
The BREAKING NEWS part of this diary is simply the following: Apparently, Corsi recently pooped on a little boy's pet turtle, named Dinglehop, had nasty unprotected sex with it and then proceeded to EAT it.
Corsi is, however, a radical vegetarian. I also heard he snorted cocaine out of the turtle's rectum at one point. And he supports terrorism. He's a HONKY McCRACKER too! And he has a funny name. Did I mention he belongs to a wacko church? And one of the many voices in my head just told me that Jerome Corsi is actually a lesbian! A lesbian born in Alaska, some random foreign country!
Now you may be asking: how does bhonpoo know all this? Well this is all fact, because a) I read it in an email that my friend forwarded from another friend; b) it sounds interesting and I know there are morons out there who will eat this up; and c) I will stoop to any levels, preferably those that are gutter-stenched and entrenched, to achieve my goal of seeing someone else fail.
Love, your always intrepid reporter,
bhonpoo