My favorite corporate media whore was so special tonight. He asked a really hard question from those asshole people. I get so sad because my media whore usually doesn't have time to ask the really hard questions.
Questions like, why did my network allow Donald Rumsfeld to put all those military media whores on tv to propagate lies? Or why does my network constantly make me talk about shit that has no relevance to the public interests? Or what relationship does my producer have with top Public Relations firms and how does that affect what stories we do?
Or..., and this is a good one, why were those asshole people on television in the first place considering they are utterly irrelevant to anyone but nutbags?
Oh media whore, so many questions I know you are curious about, if only you had more time. Here's a picture of a cat: