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Cone of Blackberries is an intercepted (read:fabricated) transcript of two unnamed McCain Aides, starting around the time of the Saddleback forum. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent and stupid. Anonymous thanks go to my contact at the DOHS.

DOOD - U in teh limo?

Yep, just left hotel

K. Don't B late 4 christfest

No worries mate. there in 25 mins

LOL. Obama lrdy strtd.

COOL. U txt me qstns?

sure. Thy jst askd 1 abt christ or smthg. missd it.

NP. gzr practicd biblthump ansrs all day

LOL. gzr awake?

yep. htey only give hm hlf an ambien 2day

LOL. Dude is mad old. Hope he dsnt die b4 lxn

lxn? wtf?




OH. LOL. U TXT Qstns?

2 U or 2 gzr?

GZR? LOL. his BBry not evn chrgd.

K. just askd q abt toughest decisn blah blah.

I'll take TORTURED IN NAM for 500, alex

ROFL. Now onto abrtn

What is "begins at conception"?

FTW! Mor christ stuff. blah blah. Obama's mad good. I'm vtn 4 him

tratr. youll hang! LOL. but me 2

Limo Packed?

Yep. FKN Lberman FARTD.

Tahts fkn wrong! How U know it wz lbrmn?

Gzr took dmp b4 lvng. lndsygrm grnts when he frts.

culd have been stpfrdwf?

I tnk she had hr frt glnds rmvd.

K. jst asked q about gays.

LOL. Cake walk. K. we r here

k. go 2 grn room. will txt rst of qs l8tr.



Originally posted to zeiben on Mon Aug 18, 2008 at 07:41 PM PDT.

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