Gather ye round and note! Or, hark! Michael Goldfard, 1st Level Douchebag of the McCain campaign has won yet another initiative roll, and has attacked with his Blog of Idiocy!
Original posting at Near Earth Object
Hark, um, again! Upset by some nameless bloggers' accusations about his boss's time in Vietnam, Goldfarb ejaculates:
It may be typical of the pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons crowd to disparage a fellow countryman's memory of war from the comfort of mom's basement, but most Americans have the humility and gratitude to respect and learn from the memories of men who suffered on behalf of others.
He must have rolled an 18 for wisdom, because it is entirely true that when adventuring throughout the Forgotten Realms, many a warrior will descend into a dungeon (or "basement"), and after a long day of combat with orcs and kobolds, will sit around a fire and disparage our fellow countrymen's memories of war.
Our mothers are not usually there, for they are old and frail, except for the elves, whose moms are still hot, because elves live for, like, ever.
That Goldfarb. He's a whacko with no THAC0.