I got inspiration from one of the comment that I found on politicalwire about super rich confused McCain not remembering how many houses he owns. I modified it to this new version of "There are some things that money can't buy" ad.
$100 for a makeover to look young
$520 for black leather Ferragamo Italian shoes
$28,500 in campaign donations from Hess Oil executives after changing mind to allow oil drilling
$50,000 for speechwriter who can attack 'hope'
$58,000 per year of taxpayers money in disability payments
$200,000 expense on "household staff" in 2007
$300,000 from Keating Five
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$300,000 in campaign donations from Clayton William who says "women should enjoy the rape"
$700,000 in credit card charges during a single month
$1 million suing his own first wife Carol for punitive damages after cheating on her
$2 millions to get elected to senate from AZ using millionaire wife's fortune
$4.7 million for buying a new luxury condo in Phoenix while calling $4 millions as the middle class earnings in America
Not remembering how many mansions he owns * Simply Priceless *
There are some things that money can't buy.
Vote McBush 08!
Please add/substract to this ad to make it even better.