How bad has this "I can't count all my houses!" story gotten for John McCain? Even companies that allegedly sell lunar real estate are piling on.
Upon learning that Republican presidential candidate John McCain can't remember how many homes he owns, a company specializing in lunar real estate has offered the Arizona senator some property even he can't forget.
Lunar International, a company that offers lunar land claims to the public in order to support future lunar exploration efforts, has reserved an acre of moon property for McCain in the famed Sea of Tranquility.
Seriously. Moon property. Someone selling moon property is poking fun at John McCain. Isn't this as bad as getting mauled to death by a chihuahua or beaten up after school by the assistant captain of the chess club?
More on the other side of the moon ... er, flip, including the smack-the-old-guy-upside-the-head money quote.
Here's the money quote:
"We're truly saddened that Senator McCain is so underwhelmed by his current homes that he can't even remember how many of them he owns," said a company spokesman. "A man of his stature deserves real estate that's truly memorable."
Memorable. And really, really far away.
They say they've also given Obama some lunar land as well, but it's across "town." Don't want to make those neighborhood block parties too uncomfortable, you know.
On the bright side, maybe McGramps will find some oil up there.