Why should such an obviously honorable, heroic, and let's be honest, pure human being have to waste his time answering "questions" from "reporters" from Time "Magazine"?
I mean, look. He's already told you he should be president. And that should be enough for you info-nazis.
[Original post at Near Earth Object]
When those presumptuous dudes from Time bothered him on his plane, he really showed them. Here are some of my favorite one-line answers that he gave:
- "Read it in my books."
- "No, I'm not going to define it."
- "I defined it in five books. Read my books."
- "I don't know what you're talking about."
- "The campaign responded as planned."
And I have a tie for my absolute favorite between...
...and...
Take that,
Crap Magazine! Your readers will know stuff about John McCain when he deems it necessary! In the meantime, he has a country to...put...first...!