VP attack ad idea: what's yours? I'd like to read some, cuz I know we've got some really creative types here.
Palin is almost the perfect VP choice....for the Democrats. She's inexperienced (except at abusing her power as governor.........allegedly!), she's already said she's all about helping Alaska's interests (not the nation's) if elected, she doesn't know what the VP job description is (is there a Rosetta Stone CD entitled "Learning the Office of the Vice Presidency"?), and what with her hair, EYEWEAR and such, she just looks like a school marm porn star waiting to make her class stay after school for their punishment. All across America the "values voters" are pissing themselves, and deciding to stay home in November.
So here's my idea for a VP TV attack ad:
There are opposing photos of Joe and Sarah on the screen. There is a thumping heartbeat that slowing diminishes in volume as the commerical progresses. On Joe's side (left of course) the fact "Six terms as a U.S. Senator" appears while on Sarah's side appears her quote: "...what is it exactly that the V.P. does every day?". The sound of the heartbeat vanishes and slowly emerging on the screen is this:
"ONE HEARTBEAT AWAY"
OK, your turn!