Thats right, I busted out the Cavuto. It is with shock I report to you that the wife of Senator John McCain is not only complacent in crimes against humanity, but actively helps these crimes take place on a daily basis. What crime you ask? Here comes the jump.
Crimes against taste. She is a cheap beer peddler, terrorizing our citizens taste buds with disgusting skunky brew. As Chair of Hensley & Co. she oversees distribution of these "dirty bombs" from sea to shinning sea. I urge everyone out there to look for the telltale markings on the sides or bottles in beer isles near you.
Some of her weapons of choice
* Budweiser
* Bud Light
* Budweiser Select
* Bud Dry
* Bud Ice
* Bud Ice Light
* Budweiser Brewmaster's Private Reserve
* Budweiser & Clamato Chelada
* Bud Light & Clamato Chelada
* Bud Extra
* Michelob
* Michelob Light
* Michelob Honey Lager
* Michelob AmberBock
* Michelob Golden Draft
* Michelob Golden Draft Light
* Michelob Bavarian Wheat
* Michelob Porter
* Michelob Pale Ale
* Michelob Dunkel Weisse
* Michelob Ultra
* Michelob Ultra Amber
* Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus
* Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry
* Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit
* Busch
* Busch Light
* Busch Ice
* Natural Light
* Natural Ice
and her newest, most heinous crime.... bud light with lime.
If you see any of these products, please notify authorities and back away slowly. If you see anyone ingesting these, consider offering them something less offensive to the senses, like raw sewage. Don't fear citizens, the Hague is currently building a case and will seek extradition for crimes against taste.
Whatever you do, never ever accept any beverage she offers you.....