Running an entire State must be hard work. How does a modern woman balance family and work? Craigslist, of course. Goodbye moose and hello mouse.
One need only take a cursory look at craigslist to realize just how important it will be in a McCain/Palin administration.
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Do you have a pesky problem with police that you don't like? Palin has the perfect solution for you. Get on craigslist and try to get some of those good Minnesota and Michigan boys to replace the bastards you are currently employing. And it isn't necessarily Country First for Sarah either (Country eventually will do just fine):
Must be a citizen of the United States or a resident alien who has demonstrated the intent to become a citizen of the United States.
http://lincoln.craigslist.org/...
Are you currently in charge of the National Guard for you State? It is sooooo tough being a commander-in-chief. Let Sarah show you how to reduce your burdens by using craigslist. Warning, she won't let you check on anyone prior convictions going back 22 years (that's for sure).
Must be able to pass a criminal background check. (going back at least 10 years)
http://anchorage.craigslist.org/...
And, if you ever want to make an impression that special education is important to you, get your ass to craigslist quickly. You don't want to place an ad there the day after your big speech. Hey Sarah, September 4th seems a day late to be looking for special education teaching assistants when you claimed to be such an advocate for children with special needs on September 3rd.
http://anchorage.craigslist.org/...