The following are the fundamental beliefs behind Republican politics. Some of these are actual Republican quotes. The rest are English translations of Republican doctrine. note: These are not republican principles. Republicans have no principles.
- The Golden Rule - He who has the gold rules
- If we say it, it is not a lie
- Republican appointees must show proof of incompetence.
- Do not stand in front of fan when throwing shit
- Tax the poor and exempt the rich.
- Sit down, shut up and do what you are told
- The ends always justify the means
- Our shit don't stink.
- War is good for business. Start more wars.
- It is not a corporate bailout. It is free market enhancement.
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- McCain is warm. That is sufficient.
- If we do it it is not illegal.
- He who owns the voting machines wins
- Power and money is all that matters
- Help your friends, no matter what they do.
- Racists, bigots, media and Corporations are our base
- Deny, deny, deny, deny
- Conscience is a weakness
- Justice for all is a punch line
- Reality and truth is what we say it is.
- If we do it it is not torture
- Enforcement of regulations is a crime
- There is no such thing as Shame
- Our shit really does not stink
- Anyone who disagrees with us is evil
- Neither we nor our friends ever lie, cheat or steal. Even when we do.
- The middle class is a flock of sheep. Fleece'em.
- We are purer than driven snow, especially when we are not.
- The law means what we say it means.
- Do what the lobbyist with the most money says
- There is no such thing as an oil spill
- Killing is the answer
- All rights belong to us.
- Ignorance is bliss
- Global Warming is a fraud. eXXon says so. God told them.
- Every man for himself. Also called FEMA.
- Accountability is for pussies
- Republicans never make misteaks
- Lobbyists are god's angels
- Glorify wealth and tax poverty
- If at first your spin don't spin, spin again.
- True Republicans do not get dizzy when they spin
- Evangelicals actually believe what we say.
- The Constitution is nothing but a piece of old paper
- Corporate welfare is a human right
- We create Reality
- It is not our fault. Ever.
- Corruption is a primary source of political donations and personal wealth
- All hail oil, empire and war
- Embarrassment is getting caught, not what you did
Have at it folks.