I'm not a frequent diary author, but my blood is simmering. No, it's in full boil over Sarah Palin. The woman that launched a thousand scandals makes me want to scream out and shake this country out of its collective slumber. How can they NOT see what I am seeing? Are they blind, or scared, or what? She should be the biggest disaster EVER, bigger than Quayle, and yet the Hot Librarian is stuck by her grandfather's side, spewing crap and insulting everything we stand for and getting away with it all.
Let me count the ways I hate her:
- Supported the bridge to nowhere: She fights earmarks!
- Kept the money afterward: She's a reformer!
- Hired a lobbyist for her podunk town: She fought her own party!
- Ran Ted "Tubes" Stevens's 527: She passed ethics reforms!
- Child is pregnant: It's a good thing now! (What hypocrisy.)
- Attends nut-job church that thinks Alaska will be a refuge in the rapture: She's salt-of-the-earth!
- In pews for sermon by Jews for Jesus: Let's not bring up Rev. Wright again!
- Husband has old DUI: What? Didn't see this in the news.
- In the pocket of big oil: She fights to get higher annual checks for her residents!
- Enjoys killing large animals from helicopters: She eats mooseburgers! Cool!
- Insults community organizers: Nice jab!
- Tried to censor books from library: She protects our children!
- Fired numerous public servants for political reasons: She fights corruption!
- Fired her public safety commissioner for vengeance: She protected her family!
- Mayor of small town before governor: She has small-town values! (Whatever those are.)
- Only governor for 20 months: But she has EXECUTIVE experience!
- Unprepared to be president: She's a quick study!
- Unvetted and unknown: She's a gamechanger!
- She never does interviews or takes questions: Give her time, she's a rock star!
- Attended a secessionist convention: Just putting Alaska first!
- Won't put little Trig in car seat: Just holding her precious baby!
- Wants to teach creationism: An average God-fearing American!
- Wants to outlaw ALL abortion: Did you hear Trig has Down Syndrome?!?
There are many more, but it's not about the list. She lies through her teeth, and the media are bullied into not reporting it. I don't pretend to know how to defeat her, there are people who get paid a lot of money to figure that out. But I will do my part, on the street, to spread the truth and defeat Sarah Palin once and for all.
Use this space to commiserate on your hatred for Sarah Palin, add to the list of her running scandals, or suggest ways to beat her. Thanks for reading!