CNN is reporting that Governor Flailin is currently suffering from a servere case of Floppitis, a condition cause by excessive flip-flopping. Emergency medical staff on the scene were noted as saying this is the worst case of Floppitis they had seen in a long time. "We are having problems stopping the bleeding due to the large amounts of scar tissue. What this tells me is this condition has been ongoing... maybe even for years."
On scene reporters were confused as Secret Service apprehended Fox News Entertainer Bill O'Reily as he tried to force his way past medical personnel. Witnesses reported O'Reily appeared to weilding some sort of hand held exfoliating device. "It looked like some kinda of homemade loofah. The biggest freaking loofah I done ever seen!"
Meanwhile we snapped this candid photo of Charlie Gibson preparing for his interview of Governer Flailin:
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