I promise, I won’t string you along. I’m going to come right out and tell you why I’m done entertaining you.
You are too old for me. Seriously, too old. And your behavior as of late, is disgraceful.
I can’t handle you running all over the nation making a fool of yourself with that much younger woman on your arm and I don't care if she has a gun and knows how to use it. I hate to say this but you look the fool...and you’re not fooling anyone. You’re still as old as mold and well, your campaign smells like it lately.
This whole "controversy" over cosmetics and swine is really just pushing forward your shrill, shrieking mantra as you go down kicking and screaming, refusing to accept that you’re too old. I also find it more than a little hypocritical that you called out Senator Clinton with the same words concerning her health care proposal (btw, where’s your’s and exactly HOW is it going to make my life better? You still haven’t answered for yourself.)
Correct me if I’m wrong, you have a peculiar aversion to make-up...didn’t you call your wife an abbreviated version of country because she "cakes it on like a trollop", or something to that effect. Really, NOW you’re offended when someone makes reference to the use of make-up? If I used make-up and pitbull references, would you love me more? Is it the make-up and pig reference that offended you? And was it only offensive because your opponent said it, not when you said it?
Same old, same mold.
I’m done with your little muse as well. She’s really not all that and a bag of chips, I can’t even find her on the dollah menu at McDonald’s. I don't care if she has a hockey stick and is ready to shove it where the sun don't shine. Nice "lady", btw. No amount of make-up can cover-up a liar.
I find it appalling that just last year you and I would snicker over the fanatical, creationists and their agenda on America...and now, you’re holding HER hand, walking across America "pretending" to cater to the fundamentalist Christians and the gun-toting, right-wing freaks. Are you using her too? The stench is killing me! I can see why you’re doing it. Look at Bush. He "did" it. Promised the "fundies" all kinds of things and didn’t deliver on most of the promises. He just strung them along to get their votes and their money and then dumped them by text message as soon as it was expedient to do so. Come to think of it, I’m not sure he dumped them by any kind of message, he just quit delivering and taking their phone calls. Don't you feel cheap, maybe a little dirty? How about a hot soapy shower?
Your new "trailblazing" woman is a pig. As in, pork, not the corn-fed kind. Like most pit-bulls wearing lipstick, I love a good pork chop, but not the kind that is rolled in federal dollars. I could call her "porky", but something tells me you'd be "offended" by that and I'd find her Smith and Wesson aimed at my head. Whatever did she do to my Johnny Mac? She took my self-righteous, big governement fighting man of a maverick and turned him into a snivling, pasty, pearl clutching wuss.
I promise you this. Every time someone calls you and THAT other woman a maverick, I will vomit. Spew, Ralph, you name it...I will lose last week’s lunch. It’s just another of your petty lies designed to make me want to stay and stick it out with you. I can't do that and hold my head high.
You’re not a maverick. You’re just an old grump, trying to inject botox into a dead, lifeless carcass of a campaign. Oops, sorry about the cosmetics reference, I know you "Bristol" at them.
Well, this suburban, white, soccer mom isn’t buying it. Never did, never will. You just don't get me. You can't complete me with empty promises about policies you have yet to outline so I can determine if you really do intend to make my life better or you're just saying that to get me back in the Johnny Mac Sac.
So, I guess this is good bye.
Good bye, John. And take the other woman with you.