San Bernadino County is a part of California that endures some amount of ridicule, and the latest scandal there isn't going to help: a local 52 year-old man who performs as "Trim-Trim" the clown is facing hard time for molesting two girls ages 12 and 14.
Perhaps those girls would have been well served by Obama's "Comprehensive Sex Education Program"-- not because they could have better satisfied this pervert's depraved fantasies, but because the program offered guidance on how to avoid sexual advances from strangers.
So here's my question: given the actual substance of the program, couldn't the Obama campaign pivot on this and ask whether McCain is against teaching kids how to detect and avoid child molesters? Is McCain in the pocket of the pedophilia special interest group?
Let's get an ad going with Trim-Trim the clown endorsing McCain because "I like 'em young, before they know any better. So thanks for obstructing early sex education on moral grounds John McCain!" After all, these horrible stories teach us that although we don't want kids to find out about sex, sex can certainly find them.
I think the Trim Trim story can be used to highlight the fact that McCain would rather win an election than protect our children.