I have seen several ad ideas floating around and wanted to add mine. Who knows, perhaps somebody in a position to use it will see this diary and find something useful... I won't ask for royalties ;-)
Scene: Who wants to be a millionaire, first question (because this is going to be an easy question). "Why is John McCain unfit to be president?"
A) His temperament
B) His judgment (or lack of it)
C) His complete dependence on lobbyists
D) Bush III
[I realize that there are many more options that could be added. One possibility is to change the layout after the fourth answer appears so that suddenly there is room for a few more answeres, and then fill additional boxes. However, I would like to leave the option "His age" out of it, to avoid more of that phony outrage...]
While the answers appear on screen, we see the candidate (a woman?) looking a bit confused. After D has appeared, she says "Well... all of them!" and all answers light up green. The questioner says "Exactly - we decided to keep it simple for the first question!"
Blackout.
Text: John McCain. Unfit for the presidency.