Little did we know, Palin has been working on secret Russian invasion force!
While most of us were focussing on the apparant hypocritical stance that Palin and McCain have been taking on earmarks, for example; the three million dollar study of Montana Bears' DNA is corrupt according to McCain, but the over three million dollar earmark request for study of Alaskan Harbor Seals is critical, and so is the study of the mating habits of Alaskan Crabs!
ALERT - We were all the time missing the obvious link to the intersection between the coming Rapture and Palin's Secret Russian Invasion Plans.
The Harbor Seal DNA Study is actually for genetic engineerng of a new breed of sea 'Rovian' seals that will slip across the Bearing Straits into Siberia to seal off the Russian Navy in their harbors. And the Crab mating study is actually for development of a special ops commando brigade of fighting crabs whose mutant pincers will provide the means for grabbing unsuspecting Russian soldiers by their bootstraps. Thereby securing a safe beachhead upon which to land our overstretched nonexistent extra US Army soldiers.
No wonder she was chosen by McCain - she has all the makings of a Major-General.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;