Was it One? Was it Two? Was it Three?
Is it something in the water, or just me?
I saw Freddie, I saw Fannie
Cry like L'il Orphan Annie
And the dominoes kept on falling like a forest where the trees
Were just the wood that stood there meanwhile
All the listening was over,
And the game was given set and match
To the winners on other side.
We were honeybees in clover but the Gaucho
From Monsanto got them,
And then the horse that he rode in on came for us.