Dear David Plouffe:
Your new ad sucks.
Are you listening?
It really sucks.
It's silly, pointless, and soft. Why not attack McCain and Palin for all their lies? Instead, you have silly fonts and corny glasses and think that's going to win it. Well, f*ck you guys. I'm working my ass off to get Obama elected, and you guys have lost your mind. If you don't start hammering McCain soon the volunteers are gonna start losing steam and the election's over.
More ranting below.
There are two things Americans want most in a President:
- Strength.
- See #1.
Get it?
We want someone who will stand up to other nations, who will stand up to the corrupt and powerful in this nation, who will have the fortitude to succeed. Because good intentions get you nowhere without strength.
So how about you project a little strength? No, you can't do it by getting all soft-focus and personal -- might work for a Depends commercial, but not for a Presidential campaign. And you can't do it by making fun of John McCain's glasses in 1982.
You need to attack McCain's lies. You need to attack Palin's lies. You need to say how you'll defend us from these greedy, radical scumbags and make this country great. Because you see, in thist ad, you don't do that. You instead snicker at a guy's wardrobe and mention a few things no one's going to remember. You know how McCain just said Barack wants our kindergarteners to watch pornos in class? You know, the ad where McCain basically defends pedophiles by saying our kids don't need to know how to protect themselves? Yeah, that one.
McCain. Molesters. McCain. Molesters.
How easy is that?
But you haven't responded. Instead, you gave us this crappy, stupid ad. You know, John Kerry tried this. The not-responding thing. The looking weak thing.
And President Kerry's administration won't be found in history books.
Don't let Obama become history, David. Yeah, we're all giving dough, don't worry. But my dough was just wasted on a dried turd of an ad, and I'm furious. I'm going to phone bank now, so I have to end this. I've given all I can this month, going more into debt to do so, like so many. Don't screw this one, pal. It's ain't rocket science. Just fight back. That's all I'm asking.
Fight back.
Please.