I'm talking to YOU Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! Ya! YOU!
PUNK!
Sarah Palin SO pwn3d you yesterday! You. Got. B-Slapped. d00d!
Ur WHIP-ed!
Q: How does Sarah Palin have time to campaign for VP, her having like five, eight, whatever, kids and being a Hockey Mom™ ?
A: She's got Vladimir Putin doing her laundry and dishes and shit.
Whoa! SNAP!
I mean, yesterday, Vladimir Putin, Sarah Palin talked about WAR with your country... RUSSIA... like it was the most normal thing in the world. She spoke casually about something that for half a century has been THAT WHICH CANNOT BE MENTIONED. War between the United States of America and Russia -- two thermonuclear superpowers. For more than 50 years, we have all assumed war between our two countries could not be contained to conventional forces -- would (not could, WOULD) escalate to worldwide thermonuclear inhalation. On Sarah's part, Vladimir, don't you think this was a tad irresponsible? She normalized Armagedden, for fuck's sake! Me... I think that's irresponsible and she didn't even direct it at ME. She directed it at YOU!
Where yat? You say nothing? You say and do nothing to indicate there might be consequences for this sort of reckless idiocy? I'm not talking about military measures. God knows I don't want that. But you say nothing? Bitch! Not even an acknlowledgement that Sarah Palin has damaged the already strained, already dangerous relationship between us? She's very popular with everyday folks here, you know. They're cheering her! They admire her! They think you're a P**SY, Vladimir! You just had the shit slapped out of you by a goddam Hockey Mom™ !!!!
LOL!
Do you know WHY they're cheering her, Vladimir Putin? Because they think this is all a game. They think it's a game and Sarah Palin, Hockey Mom™, is winning! She one! They have no idea of the potential consequences because YOU are silent. You are a quiet bitch. What consequences? Okay, lets say thermonuclear fucking war is still somehow out of the question. She's owning yer OIL d00d! She said this yesterday:
His [Putin's] mission, if it is to control energy supplies, also, coming from and through Russia, that's a dangerous position for our world to be in, if we were to allow that to happen.
Allow me to translate from the Hockey Mom™ vernacular: She won't allow you to control your oil in your own country!
I didn't expect the American News Media to catch this. They R st00p1d. But YOU Vladimir Putin? You didn't catch that? You have no opinion on that? That doesn't make you want to STOP all shipments of oil that might end up in American ports? Just to show Sarah Palin that she's wrong? I mean, you can do that. Venezuela is gonna do it! Hugo Chávez is an idiot madman. But he's not a P**SY, Vladimir!
Before I close, let me get something straight, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. I. Don't. Like. You. I think you're a fucking crook. You've let criminal overlords control your country... control YOU. That's your country, not mine, so fuck it. But you're letting deluded American-Idol watching everyday Americans think this is all just a fucking game. You're enabling corporate neocon monsters in MY COUNTRY to get away with incompetence and reckless warmongering. You're letting America believe there are no consequences for stupidity. You're enabling them to steal another election. Stop that. Stand up for yourself. Have a little pride, fella.
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Okay. I'm going to link to a diary I wrote last night that was evidently pretty good. I know I'm probably not supposed to do that, but Meteor Blades said it was a good diary and that's got me stoked in that I usually write crap diaries. Like this one. Anyway here's the one from yesterday.
Sarah Palin's Final Interview
Peace.
No. Fuck peace.
FIGHT!