Folks, I've run across a pretty heinous rumor on the internet. It's been circulating in the form of a whisper campaign for some time now, and with new photographic evidence emerging it's time to blow the lid off.
The man you intend on voting for in November has fathered a black child. Barack Obama should be ashamed of himself, for not only fathering these children, but attempting to hide them in a Chicago public school, while he's out campaigning to be our very first and only ever first celebrity president (who is good at giving speeches).
Here is the primary evidence:
The Obama "family" separating after a secretly arranged visit in Senator Obama's Party Wagon.
Now, I should note that I am strongly opposed to the kinds of personal attacks and family attacks that Barack Obama has inflicted upon himself.
Fortunately, one man has stepped up to fight these smears. John Sidney McCain, professional POW. QUOTE:
"There were some pretty vile and hurtful things said during the South Carolina primary. It's a really nasty side of politics. We tried to ignore it and I think we shielded [our daughter] from it. It's just unfortunate that that sort of thing still exists. As you know she's Bengali, and very dark skinned. A lot of phone calls were made by people who said we should be very ashamed about her, about the color of her skin. Thousands and thousands of calls from people to voters saying, 'You know, the McCains have a black baby.' I believe that there is a special place in hell for people like those."
What a guy!
Update [2008-9-16 0:8:54 by llthomps]:
OMG! A A second black daughter has been spotted in the picture above by several perceptive readers!!!!