I have worked hard as a non-POW but never-the-less disabled American veteran. I pulled myself up with my shoestrings (wtf are bootstraps?) and went back to school, got a degree, and have been working my ass off to pay for fuel, feed/clothe/house three children and two adults.
What I am writing today though is MUCH MORE IMPORTANT. I heard that you are really good at making blackberries. I really, really, really freaking
need want a blackberry. I don't want a strawberry, a raspberry (at this minute anyway), what I really, really, really freaking want is one of your blackberries. Please make me one. You made one for big Dick and that little weasel in the press briefings. Please, don't forget to make one for me.
P.S. I'm under the understanding that your cohort (Sarah Palin) is an expert on vodka. As you know she is governor of Alaska and they are within drinking distance of Russia, so obviously she is not only an expert but most likely the leading expert in the country on vodka (if not possibly the whole world)....do you think maybe you could also include a few liters of fine Russian vodka?