While watching the Republican Convention I was caught off guard that there was a VP opening for A WOMAN to bail out Senator McCain's cojones. Here is my comparison and let me know where I can fill in and do my 15 minutes of vetting.
I'm a working (9 to 5 to make a living...)Mom, NRA card carrying, tax fighting woman, children raising (5 and counting), book banning, pro-lifer with extensive "talking in tongues" experience, "anti-any kind of science education not found in the bible" mayor of a tiny town.
McCain - Kurkowski All you have to do is add the star!
I am way past perfect. I come from a town of 2,500 in New Jersey( even smaller town)... and there is more...
Now I know I have precious little foreign policy experience or interest in it, but neither do most Americans (can't even see Russia from here in Jersey!). George Bush did fine without it and he's saved the country more times than I have been to Walmart. I would love to travel abroad especially like Sarah to Mexico (sunny) and Canada (not too far with a child seat on the plane).(but have never been abroad to confuse me!) I hope that clears that up.
As for national security, I AM MOST CERTAINLY FOR IT. PERIOD!
I didn't finish Community College - think of all the voters that would think: heck I can be VP like Claire! Sarah went to five fancy colleges to get her degree so maybe she is a little ahead just on drop out numbers.
I do have great interest in the family and my church and that is all anyone needs to know about me. I also have some stylish glasses on as I write this and have been known to wear four inch heals to remind the men why they are in this world. I have been called a MILF but that is for another day but go ahead and use your imagination if it will get you to the polls.
We don't have anyone currently knocked up in the family that I know of, but we do support chastity in all its many forms so maybe sometime soon...I will issue a press release ASAP.
In closing, there is no reason ANY woman in this country that has been lucky enough to be white and get married, have at least 5 children by one man, can fire a gun to kill an animal, belongs to a christian church and supports the GOP, that she should not be able to say YES confidently to maybe leading the free world.
WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?????????????
This would just not be happening if a man with the very same background (except maybe birthing the 5 kids - because now that would be creepy!)was chosen. I would say I DO to John Sidney. It is all sexismmmmmmmmmmmmm.
As I see it, Charlie Gibson could just as easily soon be asking: Claire, what the heck do you know about the Bush doctrine and I would also look real cute and all and not really answer at all. Piece of cake!
So, if Sarah Palin were to reconsider and decide to continue saving Alaska and killin' Moose instead of the leading the free world I would like to be considered.
Claire Kurkowski
Citizen - Mom