(transcripts from a recording on a corporate jet flying to Cayman Islands)
Ooooooooohhh, MAN! I didn’t think he could pull it OFF!"
"Shit yes, HE DA MAN!"
"It was sooo sweet – hey, Sheila, go get the ‘party favors’, hey babe?"
"And he did it in EIGHT YEARS!"
"Seven and a half."
"Right! High five!"
"A trillion bucks..... a trillion bucks. Twice!"
"And using the same set-up."
"Ha! I LOVED it when Chris Dodd said on CNN that ‘I can’t tell you what he said, but it convinced everyone in the room, Republican or Democrat, that we had to do this.’ (snort)Or something like that."
"Classic. That was Chaney, Armey and the Saddam suitcase nukes scam.. If it ain’t broke..."
"And the dumbass reporters and the dumbshits who have to pay for all this fell for it AGAIN!"
"Why don’t we just tell them ‘Hey, we gotta steal a lot of money from you but you don’t need to know about it." (laughter)
"Sheila! Oh, you brought your naughty playmates with you. Bring those over here where I can ... (mmmmmpphh)" (sound of girls giggling)
"To us! We rule!" (Clink)
"And to grannies all over the country freezing in the dark with useless K104s!" (Clink)
"Ha! Good one."
"But .... "
"Yeah." (short silence)
"Couldn’t pull off the hat trick."
"A trillion dollar war the suckers paid for, a trillion dollar junk sale the suckers paid for again and ...."
"The BIG one! S.S.!"
"Oh, SHIT." (snort) "You think he screwed the pooch by having the stock market go down BEFORE he privatized Social Security?"
"Man, I don’t know ... but must be a trillion, easy, just sitting there, waiting to be picked up."
(snort) "No problem."
"Yeah I know. No shortage of senile old geezers in the Republican Party. Ha!"
"He’ll finish the job. Kindly old grandfather, look how he limps, so sad. Perfect."
"To PRESIDENT McCAIN!" (clink)
"HAIL TO THE TRILLIONS!" (clink)
(giggle) "Guys, you wanna see my impersonation of Sarah Palin stripping the budget?"
(cheers, whistles, laughs)