Space. The Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise-
It's five-year mission: To explore strange new worlds,
to seek out new life and new civilizations
and to boldly go where no man has gone before!
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Captain's log, Stardate 09240.8
The Enterprise has taken up orbit... over the planet Blogosphere and we have made contact with the Kossack colony, the largest of the Blogospherian clans... living on a large orange land mass... on the left side of the planet. We are hoping to establish official... relations with the Kossacks. There have been many legends... across the galaxy... that these Kossacks have a great and powerful leader known as, "The Obama." Today... we will see... if the legend is true.
All right, Yeoman, have you got all that... down? Good.
Mr. Sulu... ... ... maintain geosynchronous orbit.
Lieutenant Uhura, send this... "Meteor Blades" a response, tell him we'll... beam a party down to the planet in half an hour. Bones, Spock, you're with me. Mr. Chekov, keep an eye on those sensors. There have been... rumors of McKlingons in the region.
Spock... what do we know of this... Obama? Do you think the legends are true? I heard Miners on Rigel VII sing songs about him. They said he could change things... change... people...