I've always suspected it, and now with the financial "crisis" (I guess The Free Market should only be allowed to play out when they're making outrageous profits on the backs of the rest of us), I'm certain of it.
Bush doesn't really have "speechwriters." He has a book of Mad-Libs they drag out and fill in to make a new Scary Speech. (And if you think there won't be some 'announcement' of a Thwarted Terror Attack in October to boost McCain's numbers, you've been asleep for the past 7 years.)
So now here's your chance to create your own speech so you too can be all scary and sound just like George W. Bush. Just in time for Halloween.
My fellow Americans...
Today we face a crisis of (one-word general description) that will affect all (group/industry/country).
This problem has been caused by (anyone but Congress or big corporations), and now the consequences of inaction are too great. If (legislative body) does not act - and act now - there will be (Scary Thing 1), (Scary Thing 2), (Scary Thing 3), and (Really Scary Thing).
Our response must be immediate. I call on (legislative body) to respond to this crisis before it is too late.
It is time for (group we want to blame instead of actual group responsible) to step up, to put the interests of the American people first for the sake of reform, and (capitulation needed for shameless power grab).
I will expect a clean bill to sign that doesn't punish (Actual Guilty Party) or prevent (Inept Bush Political Appointee or Federal Office) from responding to this crisis in the best interests of the American people.
We cannot wait until (Really Scary Thing) happens. We cannot let (group/industry/country) be destroyed by this crisis. I will veto any bill that includes any other provisions that do not resolve this crisis. (Legislative body) must deal with this issue now. The consequences are clear.
I am confident we will resolve this (one-word general description) crisis for the sake of all Americans. I look forward to having that bill on my desk.
Thank you and God Bless America.