JSMIII: Continuing with the Scooby-Doo "damn you meddling young 'un" theme.
BHO: Man, he doesn't get rattled. He's brushing off the haters.
JSMIII: Now intent on proving that he can pronounce "Ahmedinejad."
Obama winning on the composure front by a mile.
Q: Russia?
[Will Alaska be invoked?]
BHO: Russia needs to act like a 21st Century nation. But we can't go back to the Cold War. [Sorry, John!] Need to secure loose nukes. Policy ain't based on looking into Pooty-poot's soul -- it's about America's interests.
JSMIII: You meddling kid! You don't get Russia! [Man, JSMIII is scared. All negative, all the time.] And now the JSMIII prounciation campaign extends to the former USSR.