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Little Johnny, who is now in kindergarten just like Little DFQ, said some really bad things about Little DFQ.  So Little DFQ took his peanut butter and jelly sandwich and took a bite.  Little Johnny then scribbled on my notebook so Little DFQ then went over to Little Johnny's painting and brushed yellow paint all over Little Johnny's drawing of a truck.  Little Johnny then poured paint on little DFQs jacket and the teacher summoned us over.

Little DFQ told the teacher, "I will not sit down with little Johnny without preconditions."  Little DFQ insisted, "Johnny must agree to 1) give me $50, 2) pick his nose in front of the class, 3)  Agree to sit in the corner during lunchtime and 4)  Give me all his lunch money for a week.

The teacher explained, "Little DFQ you have to talk to people that you sometimes don't like.  That doesn't mean you are going to be friends but that doesn't mean you can't talk."

Most people learn this lesson by the end of kindergarten.  John McCain has obviously not advanced that far.  He's a child in a 72 year old's body and a dangerous child at that.

Originally posted to davefromqueens on Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 09:59 PM PDT.

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