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And the Kossy for Best Political Move of 2007 Goes To...

Tue Jan 15, 2008 at 04:38:12 PM PDT

Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr., for his hit political move of CHOOSING NOT TO RUN

Yes, based upon all indications, CHOOSING NOT TO RUN was without a doubt the brightest move any presidential would be could have made during 2007.

We know there will be some wry anger that the other nominees did not win and we will examine their entries after the break...

How can anybody forget Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton's 2007 political move of FIRST WOMAN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN? Everybody agreed this was a brilliant political move and could benefit women for centuries to come, but it still did not match up to Al Gore's CHOOSING NOT TO RUN.

Next in this category was Barack Hussein Obama who put forth his effort in this category with the classic FIRST BLACK MAN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN. This was good, very good. Yet it still was not good enough to defeat Al Gore's CHOOSING NOT TO RUN.

A nice entry was Dennis John Kucinich's RUNNING YET AGAIN. Although a perrenial favorite with his elfin charm, it wasn't enough to cut it this year, especially with Al Gore as competition in his CHOOSING NOT TO RUN.

Deserving of at least a mention was Maurice Robert "Mike" Gravel and his offering of HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!.

Unfortunately, while Johnny Reid "John" Edwards' LOOKING OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY had popular appeal, it could not stand up to the other competition this year.

So after examing the aftermath of the first two races, let's give it up tonight for the winner of the Kossy for Best Political Move of 2007, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. for CHOOSING NOT TO RUN.

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