Three candidates who could kick Reagan's ass
Tue Jan 22, 2008 at 07:55:15 PM PDT
I'm absolutely thrilled after watching our three top candidates furiously denounce the Reagan legacy in the South Carolina debate.
Finally, we're having a debate about those horrific eight years of Beirut bombings, Persian Gulf genocide, Central American hegemony and economic ineptitude.
And what we're seeing is three fantastic candidates, any of whom could beat the holy hell out of the paper doll known as the Great Communicator.
Best of all, Reagan is even getting tarred with Bush's ideas. Hillary moved so seamlessly from stomping on Reagan's grave to criticizing the privatization of Social Security, the viewer could almost forget that privatization is the biggest dream of George Bush, and not so much of Ronald Reagan.
Reagan beat two of our best and brightest: Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale. Carter was a pure visionary, saddled by the economic crises of Nixon and Ford and the international failures of Nixon.
Carter did the responsible things: launched energy policies to free us of Middle Eastern oil, negotiated an Egypt-Israel peace that somehow endures, wrestled with inflation without sacrificing principle.
He was beaten by a vapid stuffed suit who talked like a TV granddad but was a manipulator and a liar. Reagan nearly nuked the globe. He kept secret the approaching collapse of the Soviet Union so he could play act as a tough-talking Commander in Chief while his military ignored the law and traded arms for hostages and cheap oil.
Reagan acted with ferocious disregard for peace and global responsibility. He stoked the economy with cheap oil, achieved by fomenting the bloody Iran-Iraq war by selling weapons to both Saddam Hussein and the ayatollahs.
As our candidates look to outdo each other criticizing Reagan, perhaps we'll see in the media an honest reappraisal of that blood-thirsty fool's reign of global terror. But even if we get no more than we got last night, at least we're getting something other than Reagan worship on our televisions.
And showing America that Reagan is no more worthy of worship than the shit head now living in the White House is the first step to beating Reagan's next legacy candidate by a landslide.
Hillary would beat him on communication and brains.
Obama would beat him on inspiration and brains.
Edwards would beat him on looks and brains.
It's morning in America. Get used to it.
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