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Flutie, Johnson, Obama, Hillary, Edwards (for Buffalo Bills fans only)

Wed Jan 23, 2008 at 10:13:36 AM PDT

...only 5 or 6 years ago:

I am proud to announce to the world that I am in favor of Doug Flutie being elected to the office of "Quarterback of the Buffalo Bills".

It is totally clear to me that my analysis of the situation is flawless, and that my interests in politics are surely the interests that all Buffalo Bills Fans should aspire to.  I am totally willing to launch personal attacks on those fans who may see things differently because ultimately it is also important for me to see myself as being right, and for that quality in me to be recognized and validated by all.

While you might be correct that Rob Johnson offers important qualities such as physical strength, and youth, and a much younger body, but those qualities are easily dismissed by me.  My viewpoints are so secure, that it offers me an excellent opportunity to dismiss and belittle people, while gaining the support of those who agree with me.  Such opportunities for me to bully others while basking in the support of so many is truly rare, and I am grateful for this opportunity to serve my country, and my beloved football team.

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