Okay, Okay, I get it

Over the past several weeks, I have learned that:

- Hillary Clinton is a lying DNC scum who will galvanize the Republicans to come out and vote.

- John Edwards is an angry preening jerk who had the Republicans walk all over him in 2004.

- Barack Obama is an arrogant inexperienced newcomer who will be eaten alive by the Republicans.

Meanwhile, I have learned:

- John Edwards walks on water and will work for the middle class worker.

- Barack Obama walks on water and will lead all America to a wonderful progressive future.

- Hillary Clinton walks on water and has the experience to make change happen.

Furthermore, I have learned:

- Hillary Clinton and John Edwards supporters have been so awful and nasty that Barack Obama supporters won't vote for either candidate if they win in the primaries.

- John Edwards and Barack Obama supporters have been so arrogant and crude that Hillary Clinton supporters won't vote for either if they win in the primaries,

- Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton supporters have been so mean and hateful that John Edward supporters won't vote for either if either candidate wins in the primary.

Am I right?

•  My feet really smell funny

  otherwise, your diary was great

  by Irixsh on Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 08:31:02 PM PDT

•  Tip Jar

  by Crisis Corps Volunteer on Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 08:34:47 PM PDT

•  But wait...Hillary is a woman, Barack is black,

  and John Edwards is a white man!!!  Okay, its all out in the open now - no need to argue.

  by Rhoda Mae on Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 08:37:26 PM PDT

•  The Big Picture

  

  by Rolfyboy6 on Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 08:39:21 PM PDT

•  seems about right

  makes me so happy that my candidate is unelectable & irrelevant. (despite being pretty much right about everything)

  by rasbobbo on Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 08:43:46 PM PDT

•  Of course not

  you're left.

  by its simple IF you ignore the complexity on Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 08:52:51 PM PDT

•  so tell us...

  when did you stop being a terrorist?

  by gooners on Mon Jan 07, 2008 at 08:56:41 PM PDT